"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’"

— Mark Wahlberg tells “Men’s Journal” how 9/11 would have gone down differently if he had been on his schedule flight, which crashed into the World Trade Center. Uh.