As usual, the media is missing the larger story behind the photo of Joe Biden massaging a biker lady going around this week. Look closer, America. Gaze upon something that only a transdimensional being like myself would notice:
PRESIDENT TROLL, ORDAINED MINISTER.
Obviously this man is the first Homestuck Fan to become President. He has traveled back in time during this historic campaign season to meet his hero Joe and before going deep cover as a biker with his friend SMC ORIGINAL to stop the Terminator.
(Could SMC be some kind of corruption of SMBC, meaning that Zach Weiner has something to do with President Troll’s right hand man? Is he the future VP? Energy secretary?)
I believe I have proven conclusively that there will be a Biden Administration in 2016 and also that webcomics survive into the future and prevent a robot apocalypse. The only downside I am seeing right now is that it looks like America may never be ready for an atheist President.
Anyway. Joe Biden Fan Club!
THE REV. PRESIDENT TROLL 2016. (Here’s the backstory on the photo.)