"Authorities say a 67-year-old rural Wisconsin man enraged over Bristol Palin’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’ routine blasted his television with a shotgun, leading to an overnight standoff with a SWAT team. A Dane County Sheriff’s detective says in court documents that Steven Cowan, of the town of Vermont, felt Palin was not a good dancer and was only on the show because of her famous mother."
— an Associated Press report from Madison, Wisconsin. If convicted, Cowan could get 10 years in prison. Now that’s a man with unflappable principles. (Or he’s just a man with bipolar disorder, as authorities are saying.)